Parasitic AntiSocial GRAPHIC Tee
This one is not subtle.
The “Parasitic AntiSocial” tee takes the quiet menace and throws it out the window. This graphic is loud, graphic, and unapologetically unhinged—complete with parasites that look like they’re ready to crawl off the shirt and into your personal space. There’s no reading it twice. The message is immediate, aggressive, and deeply uncomfortable (on purpose).
It’s for everyday wear when you want your stance crystal clear without saying a word. For the days you’re not easing into the conversation—you’re ending it before it starts.
Despite the visual chaos, the tee itself is pure comfort. Soft, breathable, and lightweight enough to live in, whether you’re out in public daring someone to comment or staying in, safe from society. It looks intentional, feels effortless, and somehow becomes a go-to even though it absolutely shouldn’t be.
Details you’ll appreciate:
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Bella + Canvas classic tee (iconic for a reason)
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Soft, lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) that feels broken-in from day one
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Regular fit that actually fits
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Unisex sizing for all bodies, all moods
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Fabric content varies by color:
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Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
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Heather & blended shades add just enough stretch and durability
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Wear it alone. Layer it if you’re brave.
Pair it with eye contact if you want chaos.
Low effort. High impact. Extremely antisocial.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: PrettyAntiSocial
- Email: prettyantisocialpodcast-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Parasitic AntiSocial GRAPHIC Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
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30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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4XL
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34
|
30
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5XL
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35
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32
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